In a galaxy far, far away. Stoners of all kinds can now enjoy the dankest strains for Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
You probably already have your star trooper helmet and your lightsaber ready. You’ve baked cookies in the shape of Chewbacca and Ewoks. Your whole life will be in theme for the next few days. But you forgot one major thing…themed weed strains for Star Wars: The Last Jedi!
Have no fear young padawans. We are channelling the force and giving you guidance to the most galactic strains for Star Wars. These are the couch-lock kind, that will still keep you invigorated enough to get the most out of your intergalactic adventure.
Here are the 5 best strains to make you convert to the dank side!
Named after a device with the ability to destroy planets, this strain is a go-to for a powerful and heavy buzz. It mixes a taste of sweet, skunk and fuel with a powerful aroma that will tickle the nose-buds of everyone in the theatre. Be warned, this strain is a creeper. Effects will be mild at first, followed by a strong state of relaxed euphoria. Perfect for dosing before a movie about space and intergalactic battles.
Luke Skywalker was a powerful Jedi born with the dankest of Jedi names. A strain named after him must be equally as dank — and Skywalker OG certainly does not disappoint. A potent indica-dominant hybrid, the strain is a cross between Skywalker and OG Kush. It has that “kushy” smell that we all love mixed in with subtle herbal scents. It encourages a feeling of relaxation, including strong body effects such as mild tingling and numbness.
Darth Vader OG
Darth Vader: “Luuuuuukkeeeee. Come to the dank side. We have weed.”
Luke: “Uh, okay. Ya, actually that sounds pretty good.”
Darth Vader: “Really? That was easy.”
Luke: “Ya well…smoked all of ours, Yoda did.”
Luke’s daddy just arrived, and he is rivalling all strains for Star Wars with another truly powerful grow. Darth Vader OG is heavy indica strain with a visual “dark side,” consisting of purple and forest green flowers. It has a sweet grape smell and a mild taste. It is definitely known for inducing relaxation and sleepiness while quieting the mind and settling the body.
Never underestimate an Ewok or the Ewok strain. A cross between Albert Walker and Tahoe Allen, Ewok produces frost covered buds just as hairy as the tactical warriors. It has a fruity smell, with notes of tangerine and lemon. Again, this is a strain focused on relaxation and stress relief. Grab a bowl of munchies and a blanket, this will keep you in a mellow mood throughout the flick.
The Master Jedi strain can only be grown in the galactic republic while being meticulously maintained by life forms of different species. The seeds are shipped to earth encased in meteorites and released upon contact with the surface. Okay fine, that may be a stretch. But this strain is likely a cross between Master Kush and Jedi Kush. Skunky in smell, the smoke has a lemony citrus aftertaste. Promote full body relation and make sure you’re ready for intergalactic travel.